"Grendel's Mom"

WHEEE classes. Don't think I've ever been quite this busy with school before. It's mostly fun so far, though (except the lack of sleep. Even that hasn't been as much of a problem, but I should still probably correct that before it becomes one -__-;;.) I'm taking a British literature course that's turning out to be more fun than I expected, and the first thing we read was Beowulf. During today's a previous lecture we spent some time talking about Grendel's mother and it dawned on me that she's a total badass even if she winds up getting killed by Beowulf. Also, the lyrics of "Stacy's Mom" are silly. It would be a much better song if it were about Grendel's mom.

Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
Grendel's mom has got it goin' on

Grendel, we killed you, so your mom got pissed (totally pissed)

She snuck into Heorot last night from the mist (from the mist)

We didn't even know you had a mom (had a mom)

But now we gotta kill her, 'cause she killed Aeschere (killed him dead)

You know, you killed a lotta guys before you got killed
We didn't have to send their mothers after her, but

Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I wanna be, but I know I'm not as tough
Grendel, can't you see you're just not badass enough
I know it might be wrong but I wanna be Grendel's mom

Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
Grendel's mom has got it goin' on

Grendel, do you remember when you ate my son? (ate my son)
'Cause your mom never taught you better (so fucking rude)
I didn't go after you 'cause I'm such a wuss (such a wuss)
Unlike your mom, I'm no good at resolving blood feuds (why'd you eat my son?)

And I know that you're dead, so you can't hear me
But since you have no dad, your mom had to avenge you

Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I wanna be, but I know I'm not as tough
Grendel, can't you see you're just not badass enough
I know it might be wrong,
but I wanna be Grendel's mom

Grendel's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I wanna be but I know I'm not as tough
Grendel, can't you see you're just not badass enough
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
I wanna be (Grendel's mom oh oh)
I wanna be (Grendel's mom oh oh)

Waitaminute

Grendel can't you see, you're not badass enough for me

I know it might be wrong, but I wanna be Grendel's mom